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no, i don't actually have an uncontrollable urge to exterminate teenage girls
Hi, i can be boring sometimes. And i often sound evil to conceal life's banalities. But i really am a kind and peace-loving creature. That despite the URL. |
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photos. unglam as they always should be.
warning: this entry will likely incur the wraths of vainpots in 34/05. if you've always had this affinity with flawless photoshop-enhanced/digitally blurred photos, chances are that you'll find this post extremely demeaning. so like for example, if you happen to be nicole loy in a pretty friendster camwhoring mood, don't scroll down. cos this is a blog entry by lzt, an avid worshipper of everything unglam. in the next 5 minutes you will encounter things as morbid as triple-chins and as disturbing as alyssa perched on a tree (i'm kidding). so make sure you harbour no expectations of anything prim, proper or decent before reading on.so it's graduation day today. for me, there were no tears, only facial muscles forcefully twitched.  and for ho khim rong, secret triple chin finally exposed.  HA! okok. i have to temporarily snap out of my dramatic writing style to seek my fellow classmates' magnanimous forgivness for displaying whatever rubbish you have seen and are about to see. sorry lah hahaha. it's actually meant to be a touching tribute packaged like an unglam photofest. (if you believe me). so please don't curse that karma will get even with me come novemeber 2 ya?  ho khim rong rocks because she doesn't mind looking hideous for the camera. :) pictures like that are a dime a dozen.  the same cannot be said for nico loi - pictures like that are golden moments - like needles in the haystack - only when you're lucky enough to press the snap button at the very moment she opens her mouth to tell you to not take ugly photos of her. hahaha. speaking of mouth opening...  wouldn't an extended tongue and an accompanying 'acgacgacacg' lullaby have been perfect? then there is the one and only alybo, who quickly reverted back to her giggly and flamboyant (lol) self after the short-lived composure she maintained when asking her 68-pointer crush for an autograph, i mean, photograph.   zt: "you're putting him on a pedestal and boosting his ego!" nico: "you make him seem as if he is some celebrity!" alybo: (blissfully) "aww, he deserves it." i wish i could put up that portrait of happiness. if you don't mind sending it to me... then there is sunbear weiroo:  was it the constipation? ha. and grouchy bereals: (yes, the order of appearance is intentional)  quek ser fwee, your tidy fringe will never make it here..  and finally, nanzai's childhood ambition of becoming poepoye realized! looks like (s)he's been scrimping on the spinach though:  and yay, a more decent candid shot at last! nice effect  and yes i'm done. wth, i just spent 1 hr on these! im sorry my role of the government for neglecting you. well, this really is a tribute to 34/05, if you're willing to look past the superficial hideousness. thanks for being such wonderful classmates. :D p.s. if you do not see your pic here, fret not, your significance to my life has not been downplayed. it's just that you probably insisted on looking pretty. which i can't stand. pretty/photoshopped/airbrushed photos? why do they even exist huh??! photos should only serve the sole purpose of being ugly! so there. |