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no, i don't actually have an uncontrollable urge to exterminate teenage girls
Hi, i can be boring sometimes. And i often sound evil to conceal life's banalities. But i really am a kind and peace-loving creature. That despite the URL. |
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LMAO. 8 days is freakin funny la. made me collapse into laughing fits while reading it in the room alone, dumb as it sounds. there's this reader's poll in the latest copy, and one of the categories read "cutest celebrity dogs": choices: 1)jamie yeo's fudge 2)zoe tay's cocoa 3)paris hilton's tinkerbell 4)britney spears' kevin federline LMAO. rubbish and pointless category meant only to degrade the deluded federlines. ingenious. then there's this review by whang yee ling about the flesh-parading into the blue show: "six billion dollars of treasure is buried in the carribbean sea along with a chache of cocaine, tempting the absurdly good-looking divers Paul Walker and Jessica Alba to claim it before the bad guys do. The action thriller was filmed in open water off the Bahamas. More than the sharks, though, it's Alba's bikini that will set you pulse racing" LOL. imma sucka for the typical 8days sarcastic wit. and then the boos & bravos part was spot-on when it mentioned "BOO! to stella ng's role as a bumbling cop in Beyond the aXis of truth 2. Her cutesy, wide eyed act had been grating from the start, but she went overboard two weeks ago when she disguised herself in a frilly hospital's maid's outfit- a poor echo of Jennifer Garner's fancy costumes on Alias (when was the last time you saw a hospital maid look like a French maid from a softporn movie?)" "Memo to the styling department: Her shock of red hair makes her look like Ronald Mcdonald crossed with Ah Lian" LMAO. u reading my mind or smth? her character's totally repulsive, and half the time i wonder if she's on helium gas or smth. one more. there's this writeup abt behind-the-scene stuffs fr ch8's new show called love conceirge: "the word is out! one of the three dishy sisters (played by Jacelyn Tay, Ann Kok and Fiona Xie) goes bonkers in the show and in one scene, rips open her blouse and flashes her pink bra in public to anyone who would look! Hint: It's not whom you think " L-O-L. thank you carrie ho for making my day. and for every dose of comic relief delivered by my favorite mag, there's another paragraph worth of dense, incomprehensible economic terms waiting to be crammed into my saturated brain. yea. tata. and gd luck to all for the rest of the papers. |