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no, i don't actually have an uncontrollable urge to exterminate teenage girls
Hi, i can be boring sometimes. And i often sound evil to conceal life's banalities. But i really am a kind and peace-loving creature. That despite the URL. |
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this one's on flattery and shamelessness. my msn display pic for more than a month!  when i was five. those were the days, ya know, the floppy hair, the squinty pair of eyes, the innocent state of mind, that bashful smile. hehs. it's adorable and cringeworthy at the same time, u get what i mean? u know nostalgia has kicked in when u look at that pic and suddenly all the memories come rushing in.. that kindergarten teacher from hell.. those evil evil thoughts you harboured when you wanted to snatch away ur playmate's toys.. ...if you believe me. lol. i hope i weaved a decent-enough lie. here's an extended version of the pic:  haha yeap. it ain't me. it's pres. chouuu. before quek ser hwee and the gazillions of jay fans around start launching a zt-i-shall-bash-you-on-your-tagboard-cos-you're-downright-shameless-and-you're-insulting-mah-darling-jay-for-goodness-sake invasion, i shall explain my rationale of doing this. hahaa you see, ever since i put this up as a display pic on msn one month ago, so many people have came to tell me that boiboi in the pic kinda looks like me. lol. how motivating. is it too shameless to say that such comments never fail to make my day? and when i excitedly reveal the answer. VROOM. all opinions change in a split second. the one most marked change in opinion came from ms quek ser hwee, who shook her head in disbelief whilst landing into a state of denial, " ni pian ren!.. bu yao jia!.. ni pian ren!" lol. tickles me so. HAHAHA. (edit: pardon me, im gettin really unabashed here) so if all that were said had a degree of truth to em, that am i supposed to grow up to look like a cross-hybrid between   lol. if only i knew a thing or two about blending faces together using photoshop or smth. DISCLAIMER: evidently, i'm gettin ultra imaginative here, so pardon me for my audacity and shamelessness. yes, i am depraved. the promos have made me this vacuous, and i need my avenues to get ridiculous once in awhile. HAH. there's no need to shake me out of my dream that i'll indeed look like a cross hybrid between jay and ruth. :D i know i'll prolly look like the pimply squarish degradative self that i am now. i picture cross-hybrids to look more warped than alluring anyway :D hahaahaha. what rubbish. on another note, here's a still from the qingtian MV that i find worth posting...  HAH. if this isn't the epitome of idealistic romance, i don't know what is. yes, it looks depressingly beautiful in the context of the MV, but c'mon, even a die-hard romantic would find it such a hassle to come up with such a dreamy photo collage. hahaha. deludes people so. just send "jay i love you" via sms lah! *-rolls eyes like xiaxue-* nevertheless i like the novelty of it. =D come next entry, i promise there will be absolutely nothing on jay. hahaha, be it maia-bashing or christina-bashing (yes u read right, BASHING!), i don't wanna make my life revolve miserably around likening my future looks to a jay-ruth cross hybrid. HAH. yea. so it's back to the labour market for the time being. |