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no, i don't actually have an uncontrollable urge to exterminate teenage girls
Hi, i can be boring sometimes. And i often sound evil to conceal life's banalities. But i really am a kind and peace-loving creature. That despite the URL. |
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comic sadism, or so i call it, pleases me so. there seems to be a pattern of responses for those who are unfortunate enough to have experienced my atrocity: 1)i utter something ridiculous 2)nobody laughs because it's way too ludicrous for comprehension 3)yet i laugh so hard like as if it's the joke-of-the-millenium 4)THEN everybody starts laughing because they see me laughing as something so plain unbelievably stupid. today, i bought a stick of coca cola haribo sweets from the TJ bookshop (which specializes in books, uniforms, printing services, stationery and also extortion) i then went on to dangle it in front of xinni. xinni being the defenceless bimbo, could not resist the temptation of a chewy sweet. "xinni you want?" "want!!" "must say password" "what?.." "the circumference of my eyeballs is 29 metres" (xinni chuckles while i am already in stitches) (coyly)"the...circumference of my..eyeballs..is 29 metres!!" (xinni earns a chewy haribo sweet) LOL. oh yes. the gist is as simple as this: i have gladly found a new way to cheapthrill and amuse myself. hahaha. it's official: my sense of humour is warped. another person who has unfortunately succumbed to my pervertic ways today is luboobs. during our slacking session in the hub, i wldnt budge to let her know the url of the NUS site until she said, "my eyelashes are 77 centimetres long" LOL. i swear i laughed like as if i had 1 gallon of laughing gas within me. even when i think of it in the shower, it's still equally amusing. other "classic" lines of absurdity "i have ovaries in my head" "my fallopian tubes extend outwards from my ears" "i have 97 eyeballs" "i have 18 nostrils" "i have 4711 strands of hair" NOTE: if images similar to -_-" , -_-||| or -____-' are currently floating through your mind, congrats, you are mentally sane. it just goes to prove the accuracy of the aforementioned pattern of responses i have deduced from experiences... LOL ok. im done dealing with absurd blogging. i shall move on to sane things in life now. erh, shall not mention anything bout orientation though caught maia's performance last sunday. blame it on the half filled SCO auditorium, bad lighting and comfy cushion seats, the explosive atmosphere i wld associate with maia performances was just not there. owell, i enjoyed her performance though (remember im biased?) whatever she lacks in her vocal techniques, she makes up for it in her sassy spunky personality... Emcee: what are the songs you're gonna sing? Maia: (with a wave and a shrug resembling xiaxue's infamous 'bah' pose) i'll introduce them later! so fiesty! she's the splitting image of christina aguilera. in my opinion, stars really don't need to be coated with (or name their albums)honey to sell! by the way, i'm ashamed that i find one line of "honey" catchy. LOL. sorry for sounding so sour. it's quite the aftermath of my kbox experience. as a fan of predominantly english pop, i feel discriminated at kbox. hahaha. their mtv for english songs, you either settle for buxomy women prancing around lakes while you sing sentimental songs like i turn to you.. or if you want smth less racy, images of worshippers praying at temples while u try to groove to the beat of lady marmalade. LOL. ok. enough said. on another note, JAE feels like a cruel game MOE has implemented for us all. i seriously think the first three months system ought to be scrapped albeit other advantages like being able to choose another jc or subject combi. (im glad it has been) why let "all things build up only to tear them down"? it has caused so many disruptions to our social lives. yet somehow im glad this is the last batch to bear the brunt of the drawbacks of JAE. whatever it is, good luck to those seeking greener pastures. and hopefully those who have to leave will adapt to a new JC soon.. |