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no, i don't actually have an uncontrollable urge to exterminate teenage girls
Hi, i can be boring sometimes. And i often sound evil to conceal life's banalities. But i really am a kind and peace-loving creature. That despite the URL. |
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i felt mighty screwed that day. cos of all that blatant insensitivity. all that blunt indifference. it won't take an einstein to figure out that the detachment is prominent. oh well, who's to blame? me, for all the ridicules and i-don't-share-secrets policy, or u, for so brilliantly overlooking all my moments of discomfort? don't leave someone so awkwardly out of place, then wonder why he looks so disgruntled. no point. leaving behind all that unhappiness, CCC outing to marina bay & river hongbao was a blast! lol, though the steamboat dinner was (uncomfortabally) reminiscent of some og outing weeks ago, the quirky people and funny convos made up for every other flaw (read: revolting wet-market smell and ants-infested holes along the floor) lol. the moment we stepped out of the mrt station, the promoters from this pretty run-down steamboat restaurant started touting us pedestrians like nobody's business. lol. the last i remembered, soliciting is illegal in singapore. but owell, who really cares bout laws when they provide a private vehicle to ferry us to n fro? owell.. so the big bunch of us squeezed into this mini-bus, avoiding the LARGE crowd queuing for the bus. hmm. all i can say is, ingenious marketing strategy lah, haha but be careful lest some maniac decides to dial 999 and have ya'all charged for illegal soliciting. YAY. i think that wld be funny. :P after the steamboat dinner, a big bunch of us gladly utilized the return transport provided for us.. urm.. just that the return transport takes in the peculiar form of a.. lorry. lol mark my words.. it's just another twisted version of a motion stimulator! it was exihlirating, almost an alpha-8 already. thanks to the sharp bends which the driver so DISCREETLY maneuvered at high speed, we were THIS far from being flung onto the road. LOL, but it was fun. i like the feeling of being almost flung :D on to the river hongbao we went. usual fare..ya'know, the nondescript stalls selling the oh-so-groundbreaking fried bee hoon... dragon beard candy..CDs by singers of CT-girls calibre.. lol.. it's just like a pasar malam, with the intricate decos making the sole distinction.. BUT. who wld've thought we'd be interviewed by ch U news! LOL. oh, shouldn't we be so starstruck? our very own homegrown best newscaster-of-the-year, TUNG SOO HUA, interviewed the whole bunch of us! hehe. dazed and bedazzled (ok exaggerating), we offered(or rather shouted out) our well wishes to the .. videocam. haha. i even snagged (ok i didn't snag la) a personal interview!! LOL. silly. but i don't think our segment was broadcasted (aww). must be the fact that our gleaming oily faces were too appalling for national TV. owell. went to river hongbao again on first day of chinese new year. boy, was it a day of scandalous sightings! LOL. spotted scandalous shi-chen behaving clandenstinely *serves a whopping cough* with *whopping cough* gggguuoo.. LOL sorry gwen. u must've thought i'm the ultimate papa's boy. what stark contrast haha. bet u'll have a smashing vday. saw mr ng too heh. or rather, a never seen before un-waxed mr ng. lol ain't tt bad to go au naturel after all ya? gleaming in a state of bliss with his new found marital status. lol. yes, i'm just tryin to say that he was with his wife. contrary to malicious(lol) rumours i've heard frm mariam, his wife seemed really poised and elegant. nevermind her age. mr ng's damn friendly as usual. what an eligible bachelor he was. lucky you, mrs ng. overall, i had a so-so chinese new year. the biggest grievance? my angpows were unfortunately subjected to parental taxation of up to 75%. how depressing. yes, let me hear ya'all snigger and chide my pathetic financial state. lol. kiddin. watched i do i do too. one thing: jack neo's irreverent humour is getting tired. year after year, it's the same political jokes pinpointing our already pretty-efficient government. insatiable jack neo needs to be more contented, i feel. this one really pales in comparison to his previous efforts. the self-confessed armchair critic says: not recommended. better off watching i not stupid VCD LOL. the morning announcement. im glad i got this opportunity to muster up some courage. though this came at an opportunity cost of getting apprehensive and restless throughout the CNY holidays, im still glad i managed to complete the task without any major screwups. READ: without any major screwups. -> that doesn rule out the occurence of minor screwups. haha.. LOL. the minor screwup was actually only a trivial detail that only meticulous people like mr tong wld take offence to. u see, halfway into the skit, i actually let loose my wagging tongue and unintentionally uttered a taboo word. (taboo, strictly in tong sense) guess which word. . .. ... .... ..... somebody cue the drumroll... ANS: MEH lol apparently i was supposed to converse in proper english. and any singlish integrated into the speech is considered a violation to the school's "speak-good-english-policy" BUT. i'm really sorry. ive been so accustomed to meh-ing, mah-ing and lah-ing. i let slip of that taboo word. arghhh. actually, i partially agree that it indeed sounds slightly unrefined on stage, haha.. but, no use whining over a .. spilt word?! hehe thanks to all who encouraged me. :D :D m-wahh! thanks really, for all ur kind comments! thx a trillion! and for that particular someone who was sensitive enough to say smth as degradative as "u sounded like a girl shrieking", THANKS. i'll try to reciprocate ur graciousness. =D moving on to TAR6, although kris and jon didn't win, they'll always be the winners in the hearts of many! it dawned on me that jon is 29 and kris is already 30! and suddenly, their graciousness all started to make more sense. (kendra's 25) and to quote an msn nick, "kris & jon - match made in heaven". indeed. Kris in Senegal, "All the people and culture, it's enlightening!" Kendra in Ethiopia, "What a wretched country! They just keep breeding" i can't wait for the next season! and i finally got my ANTHONY CALLEA CD! whoppppee! im elated. but the "the prayer" remix is absolutely ghastly and amateurish. nevermind, anth's voice is all that matters! =D |